[What has his life come to that he's facilitating improvised amphibian LARPing under the ocean with kitchen appliances. He has experience with exactly one of those things.

Soon enough, they're out of sight and so are Lenka's refrigerators. He'll have to remember to banish them at some point; he might forget, but the magic won't.]

... No. We weren't the first, either, about-- a month ago. The ones before us are in charge.