[ NO!!!! They're boring... but only because he has like, zero experience. ]

I hope you find stories to your liking. Films and the like aren't so bad, but it is a shame we can't read the source material.

[ He reaches down to pick up the cat and hold him in his arms. It clearly isn't the first time he's held one. ]

And a shame none of them could be about cats. Is this magic not difficult for you?