[This part is automatic.] Forgive me. I am Lancelot. Captain of the order of the White Dragons. [And there's a split-second hesitation, because normally this part would go without saying, but...] Of the kingdom of Feendrache.

[It feels a bit like he's saying the less obvious and finishing with some obvious fact like, "And I breathe air." But given the circumstances it bears repeating.] And we've gone from crisis to crisis enough that...I confess, I feel like I'm missing something.

[There's gotta be some hideous plot twist, basically.]