[ Michel doesn't even have to dodge things, Jacopo seems to just be throwing things for the sake of throwing things. ]
Ha. Haha, of course you would make that joke! Did you know I was literally crucified you insensitive sack of unpeeled potatoes? Of course you don't! You only care about how tormented you are and how to make yourself look good.
[ He nearly turns to scream at the door, but Jacopo beats him to the punch and since he's taken the role of screaming idiot it falls to Michel to be the adult.
He opens the door and smiles what is likely the most manic smile this young woman has ever seen and pats her shoulder. ]
Oh, don't worry. I was actually just leaving! -and as you heard, I'm not his lover. God forbid anyone actually be subjected to his presence for longer than five minutes!
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Ha. Haha, of course you would make that joke! Did you know I was literally crucified you insensitive sack of unpeeled potatoes? Of course you don't! You only care about how tormented you are and how to make yourself look good.
[ He nearly turns to scream at the door, but Jacopo beats him to the punch and since he's taken the role of screaming idiot it falls to Michel to be the adult.
He opens the door and smiles what is likely the most manic smile this young woman has ever seen and pats her shoulder. ]
Oh, don't worry. I was actually just leaving! -and as you heard, I'm not his lover. God forbid anyone actually be subjected to his presence for longer than five minutes!