Call me Mikey. Mister Turtle makes me sound like a high school principal.
[No situation, apparently, is serious enough for him to bother with using his full name.
Normally, talking about his family is pretty off limits, but since he's already let it slip that they exist, saying something vague is probably okay. If Mike's really flying solo on this one, he's going to have to stall until he can figure out how to escape.]
I've got three brothers, but they're definitely not as fun as me. What's your family like?
[Creepy and dangerous? He's betting on creepy and dangerous.]
that's what the theme song is for
[No situation, apparently, is serious enough for him to bother with using his full name.
Normally, talking about his family is pretty off limits, but since he's already let it slip that they exist, saying something vague is probably okay. If Mike's really flying solo on this one, he's going to have to stall until he can figure out how to escape.]
I've got three brothers, but they're definitely not as fun as me. What's your family like?
[Creepy and dangerous? He's betting on creepy and dangerous.]