Hmm... yeah... its a shame that all the zombie boars have terrorizing the people in town [(lie)]. There used to be a lot of people in the town but now they've taken to sleeping on the beach [(true)].

[She stretches her arms above her head.] And with new kids like you popping up, new folks are going to have to go wandering in town and risk a boar attack [(not untrue, but definitely unlikely)] Its a shame that nobody is brave enough to do anything about it [(WHOPPER lie)]