Dude. I am banning you from apologizing from that. On this side [ he gestures to the left of him ] is shit you are allowed to do, and over here [ to the right ] is everything you cannot. Look, I am tossing your unwanted apology over to the right.

[ and this is karkat pretending slam dunking it to the right. ]

I'm pretty sure you were not the cause of the Condesce, Gamzee, and Aranea all being fucking psychotic.