[ they could talk about how she was mind controlled, but jade's mostly of the opinion that no one needs to know the nitty gritty of her brain getting scrambled to suit a dictator's needs. so: ]

Leeeeeeeet's go with plot shenanigans! [ palms skyward and a shrug. ] It was not really the best introduction... so... Hi, I'm Jade and I am definitely not going to teleport you to the Incipisphere or punch you now or ever again.