b. [so. hey. sometimes boars happen. sometimes lots of things happen! sometimes magic powers happen at the same time as complete foolhardy recklessness happens while boars are also happening.
anyway long story short all five-foot-nothing of one Yuna Yuki is now standing around in the middle of the woods holding an entire boar up over her head.
she's yelling. the boar is thrashing. Yuna has to keep stumbling back and forth to retain her balance. if she sees anyone she just sort of wails desperately at them.]
I-I don't have anywhere to put it doooooowwwn!
[super strength or super buff middle schooler? you decide]
e. Excuse me! Excuse me!
[Hope you weren't expecting to the chance to chill because if you don't look like you're up to much, you're about to get accosted by an entirely too eager fourteen-year-old gesticulating dramatically with her knapsack.]
I've got something to show you! It's amazing! It's stupendous! It's spectacular! It's—
[And with a stunning flourish, she reaches into her bag and pulls out a...stuffed octopus doll...? It's, like, the size of her head.]
—the amazing Mister Tentacles!
[She's keeping up the dramatics the entire time that she goes, rapid-fire delight,] You can tell him a bedtime story! He can scare away monsters! You can wear him as a hat! [puts the octopus on her head, and immediately takes it off to start tying the tentacles around her neck as she continues,] You can wear him as a scarf! He's so talented!
[she's so excited about this stupid octopus what the hell]
And guess what! As a symbol of friendship and unity in this new place, I want to offer the amazing Mister Tentacles to you in exchange for the low, low price of—
[ppppppause]
—did you get anything cool, too? ["too" yuna the octopus isn't cool... she starts rifling through her knapsack, humming a little.] I got some other stuff, too, if you wanna trade for something, but I can't use most of it...
f. [Yuna's good at this kind of helpful busywork even on days where she's just a regular middle school student, but she's had freakish superhuman strength for, like, four hours now and she is way excited to get some use out of it. Mmmmaybe too excited? There are so many supply crates in her arms right now and she...can't see past them...... The few on top of the stack are looking a little precarious right now..? Oh god.]
E-excuse me? [piping up from behind the PILE O' SUPPLIES, you can't even see her face there's just this tiny voice] Can you help show me which way to go?
[one of those supply crates is bound to go tumbling soon, please maybe do something about that or at the very least don't get hit by it]
Yuna Yuki | Yuki Yuna is a Hero
[so. hey. sometimes boars happen. sometimes lots of things happen! sometimes magic powers happen at the same time as complete foolhardy recklessness happens while boars are also happening.
anyway long story short all five-foot-nothing of one Yuna Yuki is now standing around in the middle of the woods holding an entire boar up over her head.
she's yelling. the boar is thrashing. Yuna has to keep stumbling back and forth to retain her balance. if she sees anyone she just sort of wails desperately at them.]
I-I don't have anywhere to put it doooooowwwn!
[super strength or super buff middle schooler? you decide]
e.
Excuse me! Excuse me!
[Hope you weren't expecting to the chance to chill because if you don't look like you're up to much, you're about to get accosted by an entirely too eager fourteen-year-old gesticulating dramatically with her knapsack.]
I've got something to show you! It's amazing! It's stupendous! It's spectacular! It's—
[And with a stunning flourish, she reaches into her bag and pulls out a...stuffed octopus doll...? It's, like, the size of her head.]
—the amazing Mister Tentacles!
[She's keeping up the dramatics the entire time that she goes, rapid-fire delight,] You can tell him a bedtime story! He can scare away monsters! You can wear him as a hat! [puts the octopus on her head, and immediately takes it off to start tying the tentacles around her neck as she continues,] You can wear him as a scarf! He's so talented!
[she's so excited about this stupid octopus what the hell]
And guess what! As a symbol of friendship and unity in this new place, I want to offer the amazing Mister Tentacles to you in exchange for the low, low price of—
[ppppppause]
—did you get anything cool, too? ["too" yuna the octopus isn't cool... she starts rifling through her knapsack, humming a little.] I got some other stuff, too, if you wanna trade for something, but I can't use most of it...
f.
[Yuna's good at this kind of helpful busywork even on days where she's just a regular middle school student, but she's had freakish superhuman strength for, like, four hours now and she is way excited to get some use out of it. Mmmmaybe too excited? There are so many supply crates in her arms right now and she...can't see past them...... The few on top of the stack are looking a little precarious right now..? Oh god.]
E-excuse me? [piping up from behind the PILE O' SUPPLIES, you can't even see her face there's just this tiny voice] Can you help show me which way to go?
[one of those supply crates is bound to go tumbling soon, please maybe do something about that or at the very least don't get hit by it]
i.
[HIT ME WITH WHATEVER]